Tanz der Titanen

Rumours

A G7 summit is taking place in the German town of Dankerode: seven heads of government gather to discuss an unspecified but ecological crisis and to draft a statement that is as vague as possible, committing to no concrete action. The situation escalates when the politicians realize that their phones no longer work and that both the château and the entire town have been abandoned. They are now completely isolated. To make matters worse, 2,000-year-old humans preserved in clay come back to life. They begin to behave strangely and masturbate incessantly, unleashing a flood of semen intended to extinguish the fires and bring forth the birth of a new, enlightened people. As chaos spreads, surreal elements intensify: there’s a giant brain in the forest, the Italian prime minister keeps pulling deli meat out of his pockets, and the French president believes his leg bones are melting. World leaders are having sex in the woods, and the EU representative has lost her mind and started speaking Swedish.